but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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