Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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