OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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