okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
