He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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