worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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