Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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