Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The ass gains better be worth it
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