Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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