You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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