Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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