YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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