wrigley field is MILF paradise
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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