Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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