Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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