So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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