Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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