Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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