You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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