he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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