There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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