K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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