Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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