I'm jealous of your bromance
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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