How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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