so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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