It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
