Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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