No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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