Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you win again, gameday.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
