He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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