So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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