Please, let me fuck your mom
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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