I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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