The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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