is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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