do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
