hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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