Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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