What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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