okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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