Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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