I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
