I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I will be naked everywhere
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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