That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
