is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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