If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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