New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
