Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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