OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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